nandinos:

i would be such a shit famous person because when a fan wants to take pictures i’d be like “show me” and then id be like “ew delete it” all the time

Yeeee
:((((((((((((((

you’ll regret me like the tattoos on your skin3.18.14

nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy